Observations

Lots of Symbolism.

flash that buttery gold, jittery zeitgeist
wither by the watering hole, border patrol
what are we to heart huckabee art fuckery suddenly?
not enough young in his lung for the waterwing
colorfully vulgar poacher outta mulch
like “i’m ‘a pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt”
fine
sign of the time we elapse
when a primate climb up a spine and attach
eye for an eye by the bog like swamps and vines
they get a rise out of frogs and flies
so when a dog-fight’s hog-tied prize sorta costs a life
their mouths water on a fork and knife
and the allure isn’t right, no score on a war torn beach
where the cash cow’s actually beef
blood turns wine when it leak for police
like “that’s not a riot it’s a feast, let’s eat!”

CHORUS:
and i will remember your name and face
on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast
and i will rejoice in your fall from grace
with a cane through the sky like “none shall pass”

aah, let me in! x2
none shall pass
aah, let me in! x2
none shall pass

if you never had a day a snow cone couldn’t fix
you wouldn’t relate to the rogue vocoder blitz
how he spoke through a no-doz motor on the fritz
cause he wouldn’t play roll over fetch like a bitch
and express no regrets, though he isn’t worth a homeowner’s piss
to the jokers who pose by the glitz.
fine
sign of the swine in the swarm
when a king is a whore who comply and conform
miles outside of the eye of the storm
with a siphon to lure out a prize and award
while avoiding the vile and bazaar that is violence and war
true blue triumph is more
like wait, let it snake up outta the centerfold
let it break the walls of jericho
ready? go! sat where the old cardboard city folk
swap tales with heads like every other penny throw

Chorus

“you tried to trick me
you’ve gotta lot of nerve”
“i’m not trying to trick you
i’m -trust me- i’m -trust me- i’m trying to help”

okay, woke to a grocery list
goes like this: duty and death
honey, when a jet comes stand in the way
you could be my little snake river canyon today
and i ran with a chain of commands
and a jet pack strap where the back-stab lands if it can
fine
sign of the vibe in the crowd
when i cut her belly open to find what climb out
what a bit of gusto he muster up
to make a dark horse rush like enough is enough
it musta struck a nerve so they huff and puff
’til all the king’s men fluster and clusterfuck
and it’s a beautiful thing
to my people who keep an impressive wingspan
even when the cubicle shrink
you gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed
NY chew thru the machine

Chorus

“i’m trying to help”

While searching for a new monitor on NewEgg.com “ah-hwile” back I came across a humorous review for a SCEPTRE 24″ monitor, which made me laugh.  The review of the item follows… (not modified)

Large enough for thirty baby kittens

Reviewed By: DrTune on 1/4/2008

Tech Level: somewhat high – Ownership: less than 1 day

This user purchased this item from Newegg

Pros: >dude I got me a 1920×1200 monitor
>it doesn’t suck
>$400 or so
>you could sleep two small babies on it
>maybe three
>5 if they were premature quins
>around thirty baby kittens would easily fit if snuggled up tight.
>it’s awesome.
>No dead pixels, no flaws or cracks, no baby kittens.

Cons: Don’t have fifty kittens to prove conjecture. (However pictures of such kittens found on internet look just awesome)

The stand doesn’t swivel or do anything cool at all apart from, well.. stand. Not fallen over yet though, so good job that stand.

White people are pretty good at stereotyping.  Especially in airports.  It seems we can come up with a stereotype for virtually any race, creed, or background.

When I worked at Jewel-Osco in Milwaukee I asked several friends of mine (black people) what were some stereotypcial white people stuff.   After much hesitation the best I could get was that white people are…

A) “Too Chipper” and
B) say weird phrases like “For Pete’s Sake”

Deep down I thought they were holding back. Then the other day, to my surprise I found what I was always looking for. The scary accurate collection of all things whitey. So without further ado… my fellow crackers, I present:  StuffWhitePeopleLike.com

Be sure to view previous posts. Each one is absolutely hilarious. I found myself going down the list laughing at just how white and predictable I really was.  This is white culture. The way of “the man”.

After much delay I have re-uploaded my old portfolio and quickly remembered why I took it down. It’s got awful compatibility with anything other than Firefox. So much apologies if the little icon links aren’t working for you. For those who are curious you can poke around still with other browsers by typing in the page names in the URL by hand (01.html, 02.html, 03.html, 04.html and 05.html) i know, i know extremely lame but I am not going to put anymore effort into this version. I am working on a completely new portfolio and I managed to learn CSS these past months so the new site will work cross browser soon. I am hoping to get a lot of work done this weekend on my new monitor!

Yes! A 24″ moniter “that I have always wanted and now I have it… I rule!” Before you say it, I know it’s an Acer, (I know – I bought it) but c’mon a 24″ moniter (full 1080P) LCD for $269 on Newegg.com! I couldn’t pass it up. Plus it is a major upgrade from my old one shown in the photo below. I hope you know I cleaned the desk off and used a tripod when taking the picture. A lot of work went into this post so it better appreciate this, damnit. Now all thats left is to get me a video card for my dinosaur of a computer.

If anyone has a regular PCI (not express) video card laying around that they would be willing to part with please let me know I would appreciate it. Please comment if you do.

I recently have been getting into podcasting. I really love it. For those unfamiliar, you don’t need an iPod or even an mp3 player to enjoy them. Podcasting has become the generic term for web casts and they can be audio clips or video clips. You can use a program like Songbird (Which I am test driving now), Zune, or iTunes to automatically fetch them from your favorite websites and you can listen to them while you work!   Best of all these programs manage the downloaded podcasts and allow you to keep the most recent ones and delete old ones automatically.  The software and podcasts are free!

Some of the podcasts I subscribe to are, Dane Cook, Democracy Now!, Louis C.K., Countdown, Real-Time w/ Bill Marr, HBO Standup Comics, Strongbad Emails, The Onion News, and The Digg Reel. The Cat video below, I discovered watching the Digg Reel. Give it a shot if you got some time.

One of my favorite comedians.

Just got done watching the movie The Wackness and in the movie they have a great music collection from the 90′s.  Two gems that I forgot about are posted below.  I’m not even embarassed. Listen to them both you’ll be happy you did.

Flobots – There is a war going on for your mind

Flobots appear to be an indie group out of Denver.  I’m hooked after this.  The song you just played is from their album Fight With Tools. I discovered this song listening to a random persons radio station on Jango.  If you havent tryed it yet do so.  It’s a great way to find music and artists.  I typed in atmosphere and from there on I was able to discover a whole bunch of great music.